Thursday night we went to a comedy show (it was fun) and here are some unforgettable quotes from the classic Phillip on the night.
(While waiting for the tram)
Bharat: Hey Phil, do you know Paul Peng?
Phil: Why, cos I'm related to every fucking Peng in the world?!
(On the train):
Phil: (without any prompting on the topic) Marie, are you going to be abstinent by choice or will it be, like, forced?
(Later on the train):
Me: (responding to Phil's request for controversy) I have the right to an abortion!
Phil: How many abortions have you had?
And while we're at it, here are some other classics:
(Waiting for the tram)
Me: You know, we're just standing here, in the middle of the street like sitting ducks, waiting to be mugged.
Bharat: What? We won't get mugged. First, no one else is around and there's heaps of traffic. Also, we're in a group of six. And, we have a power cable (points to tram cable above us).
(Five minutes later, a tool in a blue commodore roars past, revving his engine in a stunt, and almost loses control. As he fades in the distance, I give him the finger and yell "MUTHAFUCKAAAA")
Bharat: What are you doing? He might attack us!
Me: What? You just listed reasons why we WON'T get attacked!
Bharat: I WASN'T SERIOUS ABOUT THE POWER CABLE!
Anyway, it was an awesome night, but I can't be arsed writing out more about it. It's all in my memory. Actually, one more thing. When we got to Glenny station, Li Mei decided to walk home.
I dropped off AJ, then Phil (the argument in my car between Bharat and Phil was CLASSIC), then as I drove down Gallagher's road with my last passenger, he muttered: "I bet Li is around here somewhere."
Just as we were turning a corner, LI MEI came into our sight. I pulled over and drove him the last 100m to his house. It was freaking hilarious.
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